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Daily Forums News 16/10/20

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Themastermaker is looking for a motorcycle helmet thats worse than his current 0.11%

Monday Notifies everyone about his best friend Chuckyvoorhes being fedded

Notorious Noob Aezur wants you to Wave your magic wand and change one thing about Torn

Every update, patch, scandal, and announcement makes us Torn denizens froth at the mouth and throw a fit.
“It’s CLEARLY broken!“.
“That’ll NEVER work!“.
“You’re working on THAT and still no crimes 2.0?”
These are our rallying cries. But if you could change one thing, expedite one feature, undo one update, etc… What would you do? Are you releasing crimes 2.0? Faction warfare? Undoing the group attack changes? Make punishments harsher? Rolling back the mug nerfs?
Wave your magic wand and change one thing about Torn.
(I just wanted to see some general discussion in GD)

ElChapo Marries DUDE. yes DUDE DUDE probably held a gun or kidnapped Elchapo’s family cause although he blames his spouse being in fed i press my X Doubt button and request that he blinks twice if he’s under threat.

Today I found myself in a perilous position, my spouse HAZ was perma-fedded.
I turned to the fine specimen of Torn such as Zomb13 and CapturerHulkmad, but sadly these 2 beauties were married.
ZOMB13: Do you have bigger hands than Nova?
CapturerHulkmad: I ONLY LIKE GIRLS
I was heartbroken.
Then, a light at the end of the tunnel, I found the winner of Mr Torn for 8 years running was single - none other than Dashing DUDE DUDE!

Panzer claims its a “match made in heaven” I hope the angel opens their eyes and realizes their mistake.

Stretch creates his belated Seaman win thread. he ends with this note and a photoshoot.

As with tradition now, part of that deal is that I get in theme and do a photoshoot, this year, with difficulty of dipping myself into some overly saline solutions, I had to go with more of a prop gag. I salute each and every Se(a)men, you found hard and proud, you have my respect and my appreciation for all the work you did.

looks like a Stretch (pun intended)

TheHellcat was wondering what happens to the company when the director is fedded

Orin was wondering how to delete an account faster

Make a CT Map and win a GOLD PLATED AK 47!

SpeedSkateR owner of the ancient Cleopatra’s kitten wins the Lottery twice in 4 days. There’s no need to get too excited to spam/scam them, they won the daily dime.

10:06:33 - 12/10/2020 You received a check for $5,375,400 after winning the Daily Dime lottery 10:01:35 - 16/10/2020 You received a check for $5,834,200 after winning the Daily Dime lottery

Big_Rico Announced his friend Franky Completed 100 Hunting skill

First 3 to send me a dollar with the message “drugs” gets a xanax or something.

AirQuotes Purchased access to SSL Gym. Hope it was worth it.

Alexis from HvR/R* was fedded for multis for 30 days upon review by Bogie they got fedded permanently.

Olesien Announced UHC Revive Alliance

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1: why did you miss about x talking about y?
A: Cause they irrelevant or i missed it
2: why did you not cover about the recent x event?
A: Probably missed it
3: why are you such a ****?
A: Moms Spaghetti
4: do you buy my stuff?
A; Yes

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